Girlfriend.

Girlfriend.

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.

—Bob Marley

Francis’ new carbon specialized epic sworks . Expensive piece of shit .

I still can't say she's the best sister in the world cause I've got two .

Erjie: Ah boy, your birthday coming ! What prezzie you want ?
Me: Really ? Hmmm . I don't know leh . . I think about it first ! Haha . Got budget ?
Erjie: $857964 !

I know, i know .. I’m such an asshole . Lol .

I know, i know .. I’m such an asshole . Lol .

Fuckee

J: farking job.
J: sucking my life away
me: you'd wish you had a fucking job
J: ahh literally, yes
me: but apparently the only person getting fucked at your job is you hahahaha
J: yea kinda sad.
J: i'm not the fucker but the fuckee.

I caught this motherfucker and microwaved it for 10 seconds.

It survived and I decided let it go out of respect.

I caught this motherfucker and microwaved it for 10 seconds.

It survived and I decided let it go out of respect.

And then there it was, sitting on my plate, looking out of place and a little confused, a stack of pancakes. I would like to quote His Excellency, our President SR Nathan, “Why Am I Here?”.

And then there it was, sitting on my plate, looking out of place and a little confused, a stack of pancakes. I would like to quote His Excellency, our President SR Nathan, “Why Am I Here?”.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY