Francis’ new carbon specialized epic sworks . Expensive piece of shit .
I still can't say she's the best sister in the world cause I've got two .
Erjie:
Ah boy, your birthday coming ! What prezzie you want ?
Me:
Really ? Hmmm . I don't know leh . . I think about it first ! Haha . Got budget ?
Erjie:
$857964 !

I know, i know .. I’m such an asshole . Lol .
Fuckee
J:
farking job.
J:
sucking my life away
me:
you'd wish you had a fucking job
J:
ahh literally, yes
me:
but apparently the only person getting fucked at your job is you hahahaha
J:
yea kinda sad.
J:
i'm not the fucker but the fuckee.

I caught this motherfucker and microwaved it for 10 seconds.
It survived and I decided let it go out of respect.

And then there it was, sitting on my plate, looking out of place and a little confused, a stack of pancakes. I would like to quote His Excellency, our President SR Nathan, “Why Am I Here?”.